Where's my battery pack?     

I can sing, act, dance, bake bread, work out, make and launder my own clothes, decorate, do Feng Shui, change a light box, spackle and paint, fly a plane, roller skate, speak some French, do sumi-e, write poetry and plays, use a chain saw, stay active in my church community, and nurture friendships.

So why not also manage projects, do needs analyses, use technology, build learning and knowledge object repositories, analyze learning models, analyze learning outcomes, apply learning theories, design instruction, evaluate formatively and summatively, learn animation, html, Flash, use a webcam, create digital photography, conduct some workshops, coordinate projects, create and administer tests, design and implement surveys, conduct outreach and promotion for teaching excellence and distance learning support, support and guide faculty, and do it all at the level of exquisite expertise?